before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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