my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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