Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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