So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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