Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
