He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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