Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
