u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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