Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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