I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You've changed since you got that strap on
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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