..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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