Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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