This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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