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what?
penguin condom
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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