even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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