I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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