very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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