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and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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