did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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