a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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