They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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