Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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