You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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