If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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