Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Welp...herpes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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