It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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