So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
