Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Are my feet made of real feet?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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