On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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