? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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