your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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