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OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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