she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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