Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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