I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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