i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
