Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Sext me about skeletons
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
