its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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