very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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