Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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