Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
So. Much. Porn.
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