idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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