Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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