Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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