Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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