I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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