I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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