Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Bring me that man meat
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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