Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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