so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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