Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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