Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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