just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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