You surviving the open bar?
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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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