Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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