Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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