Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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